Posted: January 9, 2007
It is with great sadness that I reprint the following story from DTC Perplexities Magazine:
Yesterday at about 9:30 A.M., while recording a Rozerem TV drug ad, former president Lincoln, was shot by the John Wilkes Beaver, the ad's co-star, who suddenly dropped the jump rope used in the filming of the commercial and approached the President from behind.
This story is a fictional account of future events. Only the names are real. The story is inspired by recent Rozerem marketing revelations reported in Brandweek.
The numbers tell the real story. The Rozerem ad campaign ROI is in negative territory (eek!), just as I predicted back in October, 2006. I hate to tell you "I told your so!", but I did.
For more on the fictional assassination story, some Black humor, and the real live -- read 'em and weep -- Rozerem numbers, see today's post to Pharma Marketing Blog.
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